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People's Blog • Re: First Pictures of the Eclipse ! ! !

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A pre-Eclipsepocalyptic report from ridiculously dishonest, far-left NPR dispensed with common-sense cautions normally included in solar eclipse stories in an apparent attempt at an "off-beat" angle.

https://www.npr.org/sections/solar-ecli ... eye-damage

But like all other mainstream "news" organizations, NPR used the solar eclipse as a shiny object to divert attention from a far bigger story: 
 
GWONT GLASSES SALES OUTNUMBER THOSE OF ECLIPSE GLASSES NATIONWIDE
AWE AND WONDER as The People™ marvel at their first glimpse of The Glorious World of Next Tuesday.

For the first time since 1619, The People™ were able to filter out harmful CRT, DEI, ESG and PC radiation and see the world as it will be next Tuesday (November 5, 2024 or Monday, January 20, 2025). As an added bonus, GWONT Glasses also filters out the Biden Administration, mainstream news reportage and the cast of The View Vart. 
  
 

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 4/10/2024, 8:57 am



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