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People's Blog • Re: The Latest Assassination Attempt

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Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

It took me a while to decipher your denouncement of myself and the Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel.  Let's see if I got close:

The big plan was that the would be assassins were not supposed to actually shoot Orange Man Bad.  They were only supposed to be caught trying to shoot Orange Bad Man?  As a morale exercise for the Party Faithful?  It doesn't wash. 

The unclean opposition and their reaction to this "morale exercise" seems to be an unfactored variable.  It is unwise to actually say how this might manifest itself. 

Is a total conflagration one of the final steps to the glorious GWONT?  If so, we are on the correct shining path.  

Oh, and subsequent news leaks about the two would be assassins validate my assessment that they are failures at most every other aspect of their lives.  If what these two did can be labeled "success", then the GWONT will be a most glorious achievement. 

Red Salmon

Statistics: Posted by Red Salmon — 9/17/2024, 11:14 am



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