Comrades, comrades, comrades…what real lives you have enjoyed unshaken or stirred by bat sh*t crazy, so perversely crazy it’s simply normal. Not so for the jackalope, where “normal” used to be a setting on the dishwasher.
The jackalope can still hear Principal Fluffy telling the jackalope that we all have to be counselors for those middle school remedial reading students, sometimes. The attempt to hang on to normal by replying, “The jackalope is not a counselor, she’s just a remedial reading teacher.” was wasted on Principal Fluffy’s ears. He saw a teacher who had a way——not by current DOE standards, but the educational way — with mixed up student. By Friday, the student of the reason for reporting that only one student remained in the jackalope’s first class after lunch, the incident of a pair of scissors within a hare’s width and the jackalope’s third eye occurred. Yes, comrades. Like Abraham and Issac pantomime reenactment.
Yes, comrades, this current bat sh*t crazy Karenthianism began to rickroll out into your collective in 1991. The First Karenthians assaulted the jackalope for practicing mixed up kid counseling without a license. The licensed psychologist knew that remorse was going to irreparably harm the mixed up student for the rest of his LIFE! which he is currently serving in prison. All the pains of remorse were absolved by sending the jackalope home for psychiatric evaluation for being a threat to the safety of mixed up student, as well as the safe learning environment on the entire campus!
1991 comrades. The First Karenthians made that happen to the safe learning environment by making remorse, a thoughtcrime. Hillary was a First Karenthian. Human trafficked by a sex crazed Governor to Arkansas, adept in practicing the politics of other people’s destruction, Hillary focused on Their Children to consider suing their parents to get free from their oppressive parental control. If a child says he’s a cat, the fear of being sued for saying, “No! You’re not…I’m sorry..” has produced the Second Karenthian front group, useful idiots. Second Karenthians know men are Bill Clinton human trafficking husbands, not to be trusted to be fathers to their children.
To come full circle since 1991 First Karenthian Year Zero, the children are taught in the safe learning environment of remorse is for chumps. Praise God, there’s one less cat in that classroom! “We’ve got some mixed up kids in the first class after lunch, here!” Uttered in Jackalopelipsky raised by Arizona’s Principal Fluffy, Holly Hunter voice. If we all have to be counselors sometimes, we have to be able to say, “You can’t BE whatever you want to be.” I’m sorry…now let’s see what happens in the next chapter of Shane.
For that, the jackalope has been excluded from normal — not even on dishwasher, anymore. Normal probably isn’t a setting on your dishwashers either, comrades. Now! in the irony curtain sense. The First Karenthians opened up bat sh*t crazy on the jackalope’s life, and THE COLLECTIVE in your collective is exhibiting signs of rickrolling before our eyes. First Karenthians formed the jackalope as a trophy mount.
Good thing TPC is prepared at those next 9 exits for The Secret Underground Bunker and Waffle House. When it gets all scattered and smothered, a TPC SUB beet waffle can comfort a weary traveler.
The jackalope can still hear Principal Fluffy telling the jackalope that we all have to be counselors for those middle school remedial reading students, sometimes. The attempt to hang on to normal by replying, “The jackalope is not a counselor, she’s just a remedial reading teacher.” was wasted on Principal Fluffy’s ears. He saw a teacher who had a way——not by current DOE standards, but the educational way — with mixed up student. By Friday, the student of the reason for reporting that only one student remained in the jackalope’s first class after lunch, the incident of a pair of scissors within a hare’s width and the jackalope’s third eye occurred. Yes, comrades. Like Abraham and Issac pantomime reenactment.
Yes, comrades, this current bat sh*t crazy Karenthianism began to rickroll out into your collective in 1991. The First Karenthians assaulted the jackalope for practicing mixed up kid counseling without a license. The licensed psychologist knew that remorse was going to irreparably harm the mixed up student for the rest of his LIFE! which he is currently serving in prison. All the pains of remorse were absolved by sending the jackalope home for psychiatric evaluation for being a threat to the safety of mixed up student, as well as the safe learning environment on the entire campus!
1991 comrades. The First Karenthians made that happen to the safe learning environment by making remorse, a thoughtcrime. Hillary was a First Karenthian. Human trafficked by a sex crazed Governor to Arkansas, adept in practicing the politics of other people’s destruction, Hillary focused on Their Children to consider suing their parents to get free from their oppressive parental control. If a child says he’s a cat, the fear of being sued for saying, “No! You’re not…I’m sorry..” has produced the Second Karenthian front group, useful idiots. Second Karenthians know men are Bill Clinton human trafficking husbands, not to be trusted to be fathers to their children.
To come full circle since 1991 First Karenthian Year Zero, the children are taught in the safe learning environment of remorse is for chumps. Praise God, there’s one less cat in that classroom! “We’ve got some mixed up kids in the first class after lunch, here!” Uttered in Jackalopelipsky raised by Arizona’s Principal Fluffy, Holly Hunter voice. If we all have to be counselors sometimes, we have to be able to say, “You can’t BE whatever you want to be.” I’m sorry…now let’s see what happens in the next chapter of Shane.
For that, the jackalope has been excluded from normal — not even on dishwasher, anymore. Normal probably isn’t a setting on your dishwashers either, comrades. Now! in the irony curtain sense. The First Karenthians opened up bat sh*t crazy on the jackalope’s life, and THE COLLECTIVE in your collective is exhibiting signs of rickrolling before our eyes. First Karenthians formed the jackalope as a trophy mount.
Good thing TPC is prepared at those next 9 exits for The Secret Underground Bunker and Waffle House. When it gets all scattered and smothered, a TPC SUB beet waffle can comfort a weary traveler.
Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 6/6/2025, 9:46 am
